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Poll: Do you support the red revolutions ? (22 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you support the red revolutions ?

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#1 Alan Rees

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 10:12 AM

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Heralding the dawn of the red revolutions Epoch IV, it is time to establish our meeting place in the new forum as preparation for the grand entrance of our General Secretary.

For further information about our cause, please read the
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#2 Roger Marsh

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 12:38 PM

Comrade Minister, as General Secretary I must say that walking from the marxist Utopia into this technological whirlwind is a little disorienting, but doubtless i will get the hang of it - :roll:

#3 Alan Rees

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 12:49 PM

Welcome Comrade General Secretary

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I am sure you will soon find your way around.
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#4 Bryan Benn

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Posted 03 July 2004 - 03:08 PM

May I welcome back comrade General Secretary and hope that the red carpet for him is unrolled as fast as the rain cover used at Wimbledon. Where just a few minutes ago one of our glorious , (in more ways than one), countywomen showed the decadent West how to play that honourable Russian game of tenniski.

I also wish to thank the Minister of Information for setting up a vote, but am a little concerned at the precedent established by him putting two options on the voting paper. They of course are the same option, but we do not wish to educate our population in the evil ways of the West by causing such confusion in their minds as to even suggest the remotest possibility of them ever having a choice in such matters.
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#5 Roger Marsh

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Posted 04 July 2004 - 02:53 AM

Comrades, thank you for your splendid welcome. Having just figured out some more stuff about this site, I have been able to provide myself with some appropriate symbolism. I will be absent for revolutionary council meetings during the coming week, but look forward to the development of this site. Roll on Epoch IV 8)

#6 Bryan Benn

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:36 AM

Comrade General Secretary I have a most important task for you to consider on your return.

It is for you to lead a new revolution on behalf of those of us in Northern Europe, the main purpose of which is to recover the SUN which has been take away by decadent capitalists. Up until recently we had, reluctantly, accepted that we would share the SUN with such despicable people during the summer, (Usually four or five days in July or August). But they have clearly taken a decision to keep it all to themselves this year and are hiding it at a very high level: above 30,000 feet. I know this because I caught a fleeting glimpse of it flying back from Hamburg yesterday.

I did attempt to start the revolution after I boarded the aircraft at Hamburg but one of these decadent capitalists, (easily spotted from his suntan), overpowered me by dropping a large suitcase on my head, rendering me incapable of continuing the recovery of the SUN on my own. Although I do admit to rather enjoying the close attentions provided to me by two pretty Lufthansa cabin crew girls. (I hope that is not a punishable offence)

So I hope that as I have bravely started this fight for our SUN you may honour me by taking up this cause by declaring it an official revolution.

Minister of Procurement and Plastic Surgery.
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Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:52 AM

Although I do admit to rather enjoying the close attentions provided to me by two pretty Lufthansa cabin crew girls. (I hope that is not a punishable offence).


Acceptable provided they were born in the the former DDR and have thus not been brought up with the capitalist ideals from birth. :)

#8 Roger Marsh

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 11:09 AM

As I live in the land of drought, broken by occasional catastrophic flooding, I would be glad to share the SUN around 8) However my field agents advise that you stand a Che Guevara chance in South America of actually suceeding on that one.

As for Lufthansa girls, the indiscretions of ministers may have to be referred to the Minister for Ideology (where are you comrade Magee?) for his opinion. I am sure he will be compassionate.

#9 Alan Rees

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 11:24 AM

Comrade Bryan,
Apologies that we didn't spot that NRM agent with the briefcase. I have ordered that the video tape of what took place afterwards be destroyed.
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#10 Bryan Benn

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Posted 12 July 2004 - 01:55 PM

Comrade Minister of Information, sadly is was not a briefcase with a small video camera inside. From the size of the suitcase that was used to so brutally put down the SUN revolution I imagine the secret filming was being done on a 35 mm cinema film production size camera. Complete with large tripod. No doubt the damning evidence of my indescretions was planned to be released in Mosckywood. Perhaps to win oskars?

I did mention to my wife on my return that I was planning to recruit two DDR born Lufthansa girls to work undercovers with me, and I now have a matching scar on the other side of my forehead. :(

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#11 Roger Marsh

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Posted 13 July 2004 - 01:15 AM

The attentions of your co-revolutionary marriage partner may obviate the need for the usual punishments :lol:

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 03:54 AM

Comrade General Secretary (and others)

Despite the best efforts of the CIA (Committee for Ingratiating Automobiles), and with the loyal assistance of Comrade Webmaster (you shall be awarded the Order of Linen, Comrade Oxdale) I have rejoined the revolution.

The points you raise, Comrade General Secretary are valid and will need careful study for counter-revolutionary activities, statements and leanings*. Injuries and disfigurements caused by co-revolutionary spouses are a fact of life. Perhaps she was reminding our Comrade of where his true loyalties should lie, with the party and the ACCG.

I shall research and you will hear more.

Minister for Ideology, On30 and Forgetting Passwords.

* - I think my last leanings were due to the efforts of Comrade Chivas Regal, but that is another story.

#13 Bryan Benn

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 07:59 AM

Comrade Minister of Information has obviously blocked the story of the violent end to a Swiss v Red Star football match in Switzerland last night from PRAVDA-ON-LINE, (otherwise known as the BBC), this morning. Presumably in an honourable attempt to ensure the reputation of our glorious cause is not sullied.

But I can reveal that this violence arose because the capitalist Swiss team had made it clear the the SUN will not be made available to the glorious revolutionaries residing in the Northern part of Europe. So the revolution I so bravely started, and that was so savagely put down by an over size luggage case on a recent flight has continued. We will get our share of the SUN back in Northern Europe, of that I have no doubt and there will unboubtedly be more revolutionary activity to secure this.

I would also like to assure colleagues this was definitely a protest against the theft of the SUN from Northern Europe, and was not a protest against unpronouncable Swiss place names as has been published in one Capitalist newspaper this morning.

Comrade Minister of Procurement and Sun Tan Recovery
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#14 Alan Rees

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 08:44 PM

Comrade Minister of Procurement,

Keeping all the Paparazzi occupied with an incident at a football match, should have enabled the latest anti-SUN weapon to be tested without media attention. Unfortunately the most vigilant Swiss journalists did manage to point out that it has failed to work so far: http://blick.ch/PB2G...a.htm?snr=73914

This version of the flying black pudding can also eavesdrop on conversations at street level, which means our army of informers can be now released for more useful purposes like trainspotting and building working models of DR scenes.
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#15 Roger Marsh

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 06:13 AM

Many are the winding paths of the revoltuion.

#16 Alan Rees

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Posted 29 July 2004 - 10:19 PM

How many ACCG members are required to screw in a light bulb?

Just one:- The world revolves around them
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#17 Roger Marsh

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Posted 29 July 2004 - 10:32 PM

A very wise answer Comrade Minister :wink:

#18 Alan Rees

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 06:53 PM

Comrade Minister of Procurement,

It has come to my attention that you are having difficulty getting your tongue aroung 'Aargauische Südbahn' . Allow me to simplify this matter.

Aar - as in dentist
gau - sounds like the gow in Gower
ische - sounds like isha
Süd - sood
Bahn - I hope you know this one by now.

It means the Southern Railway of Aargau, Aargau being a canton (or shire). It runs between Brugg to Rotkreuz and carries virtually all the freight heading to and from the Gotthard.


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#19 Bryan Benn

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 09:12 AM

Thank you comrade Minister.

So it is

R GOW ISH ER The rest of it was easy.

Incidentally I was reading an interesting web travel article about some people who travelled to our wonderful country in the 1970s. They expressed surprise that the radio in their hotel room did not have a tuning dial. It only picked up one station. Well of course it did, there should only be one radio station anywhere surely. Surely there are not countries that have radios that can pick up more than one radio station?

And to finish, isn't it so nice to have got use of the SUN again. The revolution that I started on that Lufthansa flight worked! Just before the SUN was returned to us I had an apologetic letter from Lufthansa regretting the use of a large suitcase to put down the revolution, and as compensation have requested the capitalist sun stealers to return the SUN to us, at least for the time being.

Any chance of a HEROS medal for my efforts? (I am not even sure who is Comrade Minister for dishing out HEROS medals!).

Comrade Minister of Procurement and SUNlighting.
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#20 Alan Rees

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 08:11 PM

Comrade Bennsky,

I am sure our General Secretary will reward you with an Order of Linen, providing you haven'r stolen the Sun from the southern hemisphere.

The Order of Linen can be exchanged for any tea towel at the NRM.

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